NEW YEARS EVE!

Hello!

Happy New Year (eve's!) 

I am getting excited and ready, seeing as this is the last day of 2007! I wish everyone a happy new year filled with joy and laughter and health and wealth and the whole 9 yards. Have Fun! 

Love,

Allie

xoxooxoxoxooxxoxoxooxoxooxoxoxoo

Boredness, Looking At Wedding Dresses

Ello! A blog (it hasn't been THAT long has it?) finally!

I am terribly lazy but today I finally got my act together, cleaned my house, and finally am writing a blog!

I am looking at wedding dresses, wow, i didnt realize i was so picky! I know exactly what I want, and nothing i find seems to match that. Oh well, I guess I have to get it custom made ;). 

Love,

Allie

Writing Becasue Alona Won't

Well... i am in Ottawa now and i am bored as a bored person can ever be.
Im waiting for the shashlik (shishkabob... notice how the word didnt become any less strange) to cook. And talking to alona and daniela on msn (wooohhoo.not)
Alona is aperantly high off acid and is singing MOLEY BOY to daniela.. and daniela just got here so i cant say anything bad about her (yet).
She promised me she would write a blog about israel here
Oh! But where is it? Well, i can't see it. that must mean.. OH NO! She didn't WRITE one.
Well, splendid.
Now i am looking for 'what to wear on New Year's eve' for my aunt.
Blimey. Just wear clothes.. And how to decorate the table? With food preferably because I'm starving.
Well, enough complaining.. more researching..

Nothing.. all it gives me is stores..
BUT so far i got:
"White table cloth with candles and some flowers.
Wear some pants or jeans and a fancy shirt for a casual party.
Wear your hair pretty. It is your bigest accessory (how do you spell that?)"
Thats what I'm going for right?
UGH !!
But i didn't bring any makeup
!!!
I should see if mum brought some.. ALSO i forgot my nail file and my nail just broke off and im biting it.
GREAT
I LOVE THIS
REALLY
I'm so stressed right now.
I.hate.biting.my.nails.
but i can feel it being crook-ed.
And short.
Piss it.

yeah well i have to ask mom if she brought a nail file becasue im going to die from a stomach/nail infection or something like that if i dont have one.
So i'm off

Pip Pip,
Cheerio.

-Julia

P.S.
My eye is also itching.. from i dont know what.. and its so irratable. There are really no perks in my life...

P.P.S
Except the fact that I'm going skiing and there is a potential 'hot guys everywhere' fandango to enounter.

P.P.P.S
Piss it. I should have brought my makeup bag.

Oh! Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole!

Home. Alone. Just came from Alona's house.. Well, not JUSt came.
I Had to change clothes because mine were all wet (and it wasn't water ;) nono, it was).
My brother was splashing water all over me when he was in his bathtub. But now he's asleep.
Also, tomorrow, mom and i are gonna have a cleaning house/bying presents for more people/going grocery shopping bananza. Why you might ask? (Excpet for the obvious reason of us being neat freaks :) )we are leaving on saturday TO OTTAWA for a day. AND THEN (yes it continues on, we aren't jsut wasting out time driving 5hours there and back) we are driving to Mt.St Anne to ski for a week!!
Halleluija!
So
1) I won't be writing here for a week (unless there is internet there)(and a computer. Duh) and
2) I will come back a new woman! (ish)

I really would like to go on...but im just too tired (yawnnn)

Pip Pip,
Cheerio

-Julia

P.S.
I was giving Alona the treatment de silence at her house, and i finally spoke some minutes before i had to leave! HA. I'm so cool!

P.P.S
I got a keyboard for Christmas and im learning the Nutcracker song and im almost finished learning it! Yay!! Also I'm learning other songs like "Moonlight Sonata" and some other songs which i forgot the names of :)

I Accidentally told a 10 year old what it means to get hard.

Yesterday my 10 year old cousin came over and it was..fun (ie not very). We decided to play 20 questions on this game 

thing she had and so i thought of Ryan. the questions were pretty standard like " is it an animal?" "is it lighter than a

 microwave?" and stuff like that...until the questions started getting a bit strange. "Do you use it in the dark?" ( i 

answered sometimes wink wink!) , and creepiest of all "Is it hard?" and I answered sometimes. :) Then i started l

laughing and naturally she wanted to know what i was going on about. I ..accidentally told her.



love

allie xoxoxoxo

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my weird dream

WOW. Strangness. I was at my grandparents apartment and we were in the elevator going up and by accident my grandma pressed the STOP button isntead of the 3rd floor (which is strange because their on the 10th floor) and then i pressed the stop button again to make it move and it started moving but it was really fast and i thought it was gonna break and so idonno why but my grandma wasnt there she was in the 3rd floor and me and my grandpa were sitll in the elevator and i told him to bend his knees and then the elevator crashed and the ceiling of it caved in and we crawled out and we were safe and all ( just a few bruises) and this was in Montreal for some random reason and so I saw a women come up to us and in french asked me if i was okay and i tried to see if she saw what happend so we can get a witness in case we need to sue but i am so bad at french i pretty much had to mime the whole thing. I wonder what my dream meant. 

To dream that an elevator is falling out of control, refers to your fears of letting go. You may also be expressing your desire to give up and escape from some demanding situation.

Three signifies life, vitality, inner strength, completion, imagination, creativity, energy, and self-exploration. Three stands for trilogy as in the past, present, and future or father, mother, and child, etc.

To see or dream that you are a mime, suggests that you are having difficulties verbally communicating your thoughts and feelings across. Others around you may not understand your erratic behavior. You are trying to make light of how you really feel.

If you do no speak French and you hear French in your dream, signifies a sensual and romantic part of yourself. It is often referred to as the language of love. Perhaps you are unwilling to understand or not giving enough attention to some relationship.

To dream that you are speaking French, signifies an expression of love.

love,

allie xoxoxoxxoxoox

MY TWO ENGLISH ESSAYS!

ESSAY ON TWELFTH NIGHT AND LOVE ACTUALLY: 

When thought comes to mouth, it is edited, cropped out, and rewritten. The majority of able people never say what is on their mind. The same is with movie context. After seeing a movie, one edits out things that were trivial and unimportant and all they are left with is the basic. At first, when €˜Love Actually  and €˜Twelfth Night€™ are compared, the able person does not believe they have anything in common. That is when they are wrong. After editing, cropping out, and judging closely, these two movies have a multitude of themes in common.

  

  In €˜Love Actually€™ there is an aging rock star named Billy Mack and his manager named Joe who desperately try to climb to the top of the music charts. They are like Sir Toby and Sir Andrew because both are friends who foolishly to try to achieve something. In Sir Toby and Andrew'€™s case it is love and in Billy and Joe'€™s case it is success. Billy and Joe are alike to Toby and Andrew also in the way that they are both best of friends, yet are completely oblivious to their strong trusting friendship. Both Billy and Sir Toby are greedy and selfish and therefore end up with no love in their life from women.

 

  When I was young and successful, I was greedy and foolish, and now I'm left with no one. Wrinkled and alone.- Billy Mack (Love Actually, http://imdb.com/title/tt0314331/quotes )

  €˜Love Actually€™ features 3 characters named Juliet, Peter, and Mark. Juliet and Peter just got married and Mark is Peter’s best friend. Mark is secretly in love with Juliet but cannot tell her so because she is married to his best friend. This is similar to Twelfth Night'€™s love triangle featuring Viola, Duke Orsino, and Olivia in which Duke Orsino is sought after by Viola while he loves Olivia. In this case, Juliet is similar to Duke Orsino, while Mark is like Viola and Olivia resembles Peter.

 

But for now, let me say - Without hope or agenda - Just because it's Christmas - And at Christmas you tell the truth - To me, you are perfect - And my wasted heart will love you - Until you look like this
[picture of a mummy]
-Mark to Juliet (http://imdb.com/title/tt0314331/quotes)

 

 In these movies, there are two characters that deal with death and are not ready to love yet. In Twelfth Night, it is Olivia because her brother has died and she has decided to forget about men and love. In €˜Love Actually€™ it is a man named Daniel whose wife has died of an illness. Daniel is mourning his loss and does not want to date anyone else yet despite of the persuasion attempted from his good friends.

 

Get a grip, people hate sissies. No-one's ever gonna shag you if you cry all the time.- Karen (Daniel’s Friend) (http://imdb.com/title/tt0314331/quotes)

 

The relationship between €œso-called friends is examined in both movies. In Twelfth Night, the friendship of Sir Andrew and Sir Toby is tested when Sir Andrew is always made into a fool. In €˜Love Actually€™ the prime minister of England meets with the President of the United States, finds he betrayed him and calls him out for it. The Prime Minister states that the President has been bullying him and that €œa friend who bullies us is no longer a friend€ (http://imdb.com/title/tt0314331/quotes)  Also, the prime minister states that he is prepared to be stronger and more assertive, just like Sir Andrew states to be.

 

I love that word "relationship". Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it? I fear that this has become a bad relationship. A relationship based on the President taking exactly what he wants and casually ignoring all those things that really matter to, erm... Britain. We may be a small country but we're a great one, too. The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter. David Beckham's right foot. David Beckham's left foot, come to that. And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend. And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward, I will be prepared to be much stronger. And the President should be prepared for that. – Prime Minister (http://imdb.com/title/tt0314331/quotes)

 

I'll give you anything you ask for - as long as it's not something I don't want to give. €“ The President (http://imdb.com/title/tt0314331/quotes)

 

  When comparing the social status between €˜Love Actually€™ and €˜Twelfth Night€™ there is an agreeable amount of status visible in the story line. In ˜Love Actually€ the prime minister of England, who obviously holds much power falls in love with his catering manager. She, named Natalie, is poor and lives in the “rough” side of town.  This is just like Twelfth Night€™ where Sir Tobys relationship with the housekeeper Maria is under pressure because of their status quo.

 

  In Love Actually there is the son of Daniel named Sam and he is in love with a classmate named Joanna. Sam wants to tell Joanna that he loves her but he can€™t because he thinks she won€™t understand seeing as she€™s pretty and popular. This is comparable to Cesario€™s and Duke€™s love because Cesario cannot tell Duke that she loves him because she is dressed as a man and it would ruin her disguise. This also deals with the social standings in Twelfth Night because Joanna is at a higher status than Sam just like Sir Toby is of Maria.

 

*She* doesn't even know my name. And even if she did, she'd despise me. She's the coolest girl in school and everyone worships her because she's heaven.- Sam (http://imdb.com/title/tt0314331/quotes)

 

  As you see, €˜Love Actually€™ and €Twelfth Night€™ actually are comparable.  From Love, to Status Quo, they are alike. The next time a movie is “edited, cropped out, and rewritten” the watcher may experience connections to an unlikely source. Just like €œLove Actually€™ and Twelfth Night.

FACEBOOK ESSAY:

Bullies in the 1970€™s resembled your tall, stout, intimidating boy. He would hover over you, terrorizing you until you finally gave up and awarded him your lunch money. In this day and age, bullying has taken on a whole new form- literally- and now bullying looks like  a slender teenage girl, wearing her designer jeans, a purse that looks like she can fit herself in, oversized sunglasses, and hair extensions. This type of bully is the worst kind. She raises her hand in class; the teacher really likes her, all her friends praise her and everybody is her friend. She has all the power and connections times thrice that the olden day bully has had. Now, thanks to Facebook (a networking website enabling (mostly) students to create a profile for themselves and find old classmates and current ones) she has one more thing to up her social status, and lower your self-esteem. It is aptly titled Honesty Box.

 €˜Honesty Box€™ is an application (made by a student) that permits any member of Facebook to go onto someone’s profile (provided they also download this said application) and anonymously leave comments. At the moment, Honesty Box has over 241,852 daily active users (who have downloaded this application onto their Facebook) but the trick is that anyone who can see your profile can write an anonymous comment on it. The anonymous comments are divided into gender unless the commentator does not have a Facebook. When a male writes on your honesty box, the writing is highlighted in Blue. When a female writes, it is pink.

Honesty Box is just another reminder of how digital our world has become. Just 3 years ago, if you didn’t like someone, the average person would either confide it in a friend or in a moderate way, let the disliked person know.  Now, thanks to applications such as Honesty Box, the whole world can know feel your unhappiness and you can linger on without feeling regret or guilt even if you deeply hurt someone.

Honesty Box is great when you have a hidden tip or you are too shy to tell a friend the truth but it should not become your only way of expressing your hidden feelings. If every “Facebooker” wrote what they meant online then they would have no means of conversation in real life. Honesty Box should be rarely used and only for positive comments.  Honesty Box was not created for cruelty, but with the progression of todays generation, anything positive can always be turned negative.

  If Honesty Box transferred into real life, society would disintegrate into nothingness.  If society could tell each other truthfully what they mean, the world would not be at peace, even more so than in present time.  The braveness that comes with being honest is rare and in short supply. Those brave people are what make the world go round. They advance today’s society into a more bold civilization that expresses each and everyone’s opinion. If everyone had the power to be that brave, the world could progress in any direction. If a bold citizen could tell their mother-in-law what they really feel, their marriage might end; if a little boy told his mother what he really learned in school that day, there would be scandals and lawsuits thrown around. The power of honesty should be scarce and bold. It should not transfer into every single person and if is, it should be treasured and moderated.

Honesty Box may just be an application, but it is progression into a world where honesty is not only the best policy, but it is the only policy.  Honesty is great in moderation. Honesty Box should be humanized and restrained. It should be well and alive in todays world but it should not cause heartache and depression.  Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind-  Dr. Seuss.

 

HOPE YOU LIKE MY ESSAYS!

LOVE, ALLIE

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What?

Alona is trying to prove a point by writing HERE in her previous post. Sad, isn't it??

-Julia

P.S.
I'm watching Love Actually. Great movie, so funny ;D

A Proper Snog -er i mean blog.

Ello! It's Allie! Wow, I haven't written in here for a while (as mentioned by some OTHERS).  Nothing new has been going on. I just finished school (YES! WINTER BREAK FOR TWO WEEKS!) And I'€™m really glad! I still have a bit of homework left to finish, I'm going to try to finish it early so I really relax these next two weeks instead of worrying about homework. I don't really have much to say so I suppose I'€™ll ramble on about nothing.

 A few days ago, I had the unfortunate incident of having a culture clash! I gave my nice geography professor a present and I said merry Christmas (I'€™m Jewish but I know she'€™s Christian) and she said merry Christmas back. To be nice, I just accept it. I don't say €œI'M JEWISH" that'€™s like the whole thing with Dane Cook and how he told some one "bless you" and they said they are an atheist. Anyways, she knows I'€™m from Ukrainian descent so she asked me what I do for Christmas. I told her I'm Jewish then and that I celebrate new years like Christmas (except without Jesus). And so she asked me if I have Santa Claus and we DO! In fact, Santa has a granddaughter and her name is like Snowflake or something ( its hard to translate into English) and so I didn'€™t remember it was his GRANDAUGHTER so to be funny I said it was Santa'€™s much younger girlfriend. Then I said Santa was a pimp. Obviously my teacher does not have the same sense of humor as me and she was pretty shocked!  I then realized what an idiot I was and I tried to back track saying "€œNo, I mean, Santa is pretty g-rated in Ukraine. Except some children'€™s books have nudity in them!" but I meant in a tasteful way! (ART!) And so that sort of started whole disarray and the whole conversation had gone askew. Luckily the bell rang I left home. The next day my professor handed out holiday cards. In my card it said €œI HOPE SANTAS GIRLFRIEND IS GOOD TO YOU THIS YEAR!" and that is how my shameful school year has ended.

Love,

Allie xoxoxoxxx

 

HERE

Blimey.

Crap and double poo. And also arse.
I have a cold. Yes; the stuffy nose, sore throat, and cough fandango.
I knew i shouldn't have gone to school this week (or ever) becasue people were coughing and hacking and sniffling all around me the whole time.
Also, I am very tired today due to the fact mum and I went on a huge(ish) shopping spree in wal-mart yesterday. We came home around 11:30 and i went to bed around 12:00.
Erlack.
And also I lost my mum in the store. I told her I would be somewhere and she said OK and I went there and stayed there for like 30 minutes and when i came back to where she was, SHE WAS GONE.
But i stayed very very calm and full of matureness and i went looking for her. Then, i thought that that wasnt a good idea becasue if I went loking for her, and she went looking for me, well, that wouldn't be very good becasue we would just be walking in circles like a bunch of insane people around the store. So i went back to where i came from, the toothpaste isle (don't say it).
I stayed there afor a bit acting as if i was just looking at the toothpaste casually and saying things like "Oh, that looks good." and "Wow, gum AND cavity protection?". Then i got tired of looking at theeth cream, so i went into some differnt isles. I went into: the straightener isle, the makeup isle, the music isle, the lamp isle etc. The normal places.
Then i start to get this 'lost-little-child-looking-for-her-mum' feeling so i started walking casually down the main isles thinking Alright, walk like you actually belong here, not like you've just lost your mum and you're lost. If anyone asks me.. what should i say?
"Are you lost little one?"
"Um.. no."
"Where are your parents then?"
"Well, they are here.. i just dont know where exactly."
"Alright then. I see you are very mature and you dont need any help at all because of your geniusness and you very good looks. You are tres tres smart, and your parents will probably be found by YOU, becasue, to me, THEY are lost."

Yes, thats how the conversation will probably go :)
Although, i don't think the lady (yes it will be a lady) will start talking in french in the middle of her sentence. What if that does happen??

"Oh non! Une pétite fille. Est-tu perdu?"
"Euhm.. Non madmoiselle.. AS TU?!?!?!??"
":' ( OUI. Sauve- Moi"
"C'est ne pas une probleme! Je vais trouver vorte parents" (which will probably be 60 years old. Sigh. I wonder if they drove there. Old people shouldn't drive)

Yes that's how the conversation will probably be if the woman was Français.
Anyways, back to reality.
How does one look like when they are walking with confidence but are actually losté?
Alright, hip hip, stop to look at some pointless thing and pretend you are interested in it, hip hip. People are staring...
Okay, it doesn't matter, remember you are jsut a casual 14+ year old walking down the isle and looking for interesting things that can be looked at, interestingly. Alright, stride, stride, hip hip, pause, look around.. OMGOMGOMG! I FOUND MOM! She's waving at me frantically... Just wave back.

Yes so that is how my brain was working at the time (except the french part.. i just added that in ;);) )

Alright, that's all for now.
Pip Pip,
Cheerio.

-Julia

P.S.
Rudy + Center stage are two really good movies I watched today in English and Health. Watch them they are very guuwd. :)

Crap.

Have you noticed that I AM THE ONLY ONE WRITING IN THIS BLOG OF TRUTH??
Except some weird rambles, that consist of two words from Alona, I think i am the only one using my quality time (not) writing here when i could be doing something productive like reading. bahhaha. now that is a funny thought.
It's not that i dont LIKE reading. Sure i do, but usually i like to read good books. Not ones about Indians like we had to read for english (when the legends die). That book was double crap and also poo.
I was asking Jon to tell me some insults in the British language which he speaks so well (technically i do too becasue it is English). And he gave me nothing. Well he gave me bollocks, which kind of reminds me of buttocks (or buttox as some spell it.)
Oui, so today in art, where the action usually happens (blimey), David (aka scum bag of all scum bags) and I were playing the scribble game (i almost wrote gay. AHAHAH) (you have to draw a scribble and the other person has to make a picture out of it. tres fun when you are bored.) and then he stands up to get a chair and hes holding it so the legs face his.. er.. area, and are sticking out behind him. Then he goes "Hey Julia, watch this!" (sadly I did) and he lets go of the chair and it stays without falling off and he starts humping it!! GADZOOKS!
There was nohing to do so i just stared at him in a way which made him stop. It was quite disturbing. I called him a loser and was off (only to come back again a couple seconds later).

Well, thats all i have to tell you about my un-fun class de art.
so Pip Pip,
Cheerio!

-Julia

P.S.
David is a douche bag and that is le fact :)

The Lunch Hour Of Looove.

Indeed this is the lunch hour of love because i looove Ryan Gosling (Choccy as some people call him. ie. Alona and I).
This is also the lunch hour d'amour becasue i have come to accepting my fringe. Not liking it ofcourse, but accepting it. Yes, i think it might have grown a little half of a half of a half of a half (you get the idea) of a millimeter. But that's good becasue at elast it grew. Some people say it is not terrible. I say it sucks more than a sucking thing (oo-er ;) )
I think i have had to much of Georgia becasue her British talk is growing on me. Now i want to go to England. Maybe I'll meet Jon there at one of their 'pubs'.
...
BAHAHAHHAAH. Pub. that reminds me of ye olde englishhausen.
Heh. i wanna learn Dutch again. Its such a funny language to speak.
"Spengleferkel landerhosen moozer jah zuhtash"
I made that last word up xDxD
HANYWAYS. It is lunch time and i am home all alone (except my mum and dad... and the fish in my brother's room ). Doing nothing but aging (8). Sadly. I think i'm already getting wrinkles. I'll be an old hag bofore christmas eve. And you know what happens to old hags on Christmas eve... yeah me neither.
Well anyways. I would very much like it to be christmas soon! Im awaiting for my presents. Turns out, i am not getting a piano, but a keyboard. It's not that bad seeing as I'm also getting a gift card to suzy.. But i would have like just pain ol' money to store for my CAMERA FUND.
So far, i have around $102
Just $80 more to go :)
: I need a job. Now. I should be a librarian or something becasue ineed fast money. And it's 15 ducks an hour (yes ducks). so in total it would take me.......... 80/15= ..
i need a calculator.. one second
5 hours!!!!!!! :OOOO
so.. 2 hours a week... 5/2 =2.5 : 2.5 weeks?! I con't waste my valuable doing nothing time working! That is unheard of. but i can't ask my mum and dad fr 100 dollars. This is an outrage!
Well, on the bright side, i will have something to put on my resume :)
Gadzooks! this raises another problem! WHAT IF I DONT GET IN TO THE LIBRARY (as in get a job. obviously they will LET me into the library). Ohmigiddygosh. I think this raises a rpblem which i must discuss with my wonderful pallies which will give me ideas and help me throughout my struggles. (ie. use them to get jobs. nono i joke ofcourse)

Weel, lunch hour is over and i shall be lat eif i do not hury and leave my death dungeon (home).

Pip Pip,
Cheerio!

-Julia

P.S.
my new word is Gadzooks :)

Bored at Home.

Sigh and double sigh. I am so bored.
My brother's friend Bulat (yes that is his real name) is over.
This is the usualy conversation of two 4/5 year olds (all in Russian):
"BULAAAT"
"I can hear you"
"I need help"
"What is wrong?"
"My head hurts"
"I will send the ambulance over"
"Bring the hellicopter too"
"Okay"
Silence...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
"You're fixed :)"

I dont want to go there when that's going on.
Well, i dont really have much to say becasue i lead a very interesting life (not) and i must get back to it. So I'll just be off.

Pip Pip,
Cheerio.

-Julia

P.S.
Have you noticed, i write P.S. on all my notes?? I'm very cool that way.

Put me in the car ( and drive away please!)

Ello

its alona.

 i (fortunatly) did bang chocky.

BAHAHAHAA.

anwyays

im bored

and julia

bwahhahahaha

didnt bang chocky

i wish shed stop liking him bcz hes mine.

byee

love , 

allie

Julia. Bangs. Chocky.

No Alona, that does not say Julia bangs chocky, becasue, indeed, i did not (unfortunately). If you would have noticed the periods in between those words, you would have gotten this "This is julia writing, she is here to talk about her bangs and chocolate." Yes, that is how you should have read it.
First of all, i am a bit dissapointed with my bangs. My mum cut them yesterday night, and i think she wasn't seeing clearly becasue they are now, literally, half my forehead. Why don't i just fall in a hole and die? I belong in a freak show. Like Ripleys believe it or not. They say your eyes are the window to your soul.. well they aren't, it's your fringe.
Yes i did just use the word fringe. Too much 'Love Is A Many Trousered Thing'.
Back to my sufferings, Biat laughed her butt off and so did Roanna. I'm a bit relieved that guys dont notice things like these as much as girls do (not that any of the guys in our school are really worth impressing...) but it's better than nothing right? Guys are guys.
On the topic of guys... Today, Chad and David were throwing a cardboard box in each other's faces and then David took a sand-paper-mobob-square-thing and threw it at Chad and he had a red mark beside his ear the whole class.
Why?
Why can't guys just be normal? It's not that hard, they just choose not to. Instead of doing interesting things like, i dunno, doing hair and makeup (I'm not implying they should do that, but that is what girls do. And girls (ofcourse) are the normal ones), they choose to fling boxes at each other and make felt stick people and make them have sex.
On a second note; Chocky :) He is pretty normal, except for the fact he said "accidente" before he almost got hit by a car. hmmn? I wonder what he used to do as a teenager. He wasn't that hot.. maybe he was a loser :O and all the girls that turned him down are now dying a little inside becasue now he's a gorgy-porgy actor.
Oh yes.
Definetly far off from the guys in this generation. Or is Ryan Gosling from this generation too?
And to make matters worse, no one in our school is good looking. I wouldn't date an ugly guy. NOt to be shallow or anything (which i am in a way) , but they are ugly AND stupid.
It's really not fair. I want to move to Italy or somewher where they have hot highschool students >: ).
Or maybe i should just go to a private school?
They might not be much hotter, but at least they'll be rich.
I'm terrible.
Well, i must end on a short note, but I'll keep writing more.. soon.

Pip Pip,
Cheerio

-Julia

P.S.
I really do looooove Ryan Gosling. :)

Just sitting here..

As the title concurs, I am just sitting here, drinking my french vanilla ( yum) and waiting for Julia to wake up. She slept over at my house. We stayed up until 2 watching The Notebook but didn't have enough energy to finish it. It really is a great movie. Anyways, I hope you all had a great weekend! I sure did.

Love,

allie xoxo

p.s. i'm not looking forward to handing in my 2 essays due by the end of next week!!

What's the sound of a feeling? DANCING!!!

BAHAHAA.

Yesterday was fab. But, today..not so much!

Daniela has left on a two-week expeditioneee 2 le israel (holy land) and our birthplace too! Anyhoodilahoo,

I am currently cleaning my room. It looks like a tornado came through here. Well, nope, that was not the case. It was just the after math of wrapping holiday presents. Im not even done yet but theres over 30 presents in my study room waiting to be given away. I am doing a total Green Holiday by recycling a lot of what i used for holiday presents.

Well, 

Sorry to leave such a brief blog but I really do need to finish cleaning my room!

Bye

Love,

Allie xoxoxxx

Alonas House. Doing NOTHING, while she is with her tutor >.>

Yeah. Read title and you will know what i am going through right now.

BUT. butbutbubtutbutbutbut..

It was a happy day for me today BECASUE, 

(let me explain from the beginning)

I downloaded a free trial of ADOBE LIGHTROOM (spazz) yesterday and it was all well but it said it would expire in 30 day (:C )

SO i got to thinking today.. maybe i can find the code that you get when you buy the actual product online.. hmmn? 

So i googled they keygen (code) and i  found a website with like 20 of them. First i though.. 'Blah, this is fake'  then i tried it AND IT WORKED.

HALLEBLOODYLUYA!!!!

I started FREAKING out. 

So now i have a free program (which would have other wise cost me some money ^^).

Im so happy. 

Also, i cried in English today :' (

We were watching FARENHEIGHT 911 (great movie by the way.)

It was about George W. Bush (asshole) and how he reacted to 911 and how he bombed Iraq FOR NO REASON WHAT SO EVER (clusterfuck).

And it showed all those people dying in Iraq and there was this little boy and they were taking stitches out of his forehead and he's like "Ow." in a little 5-year old voice and he had little tears in his eyes and im just like .

I'm not joking. I'm not just saying 'OH YEAH I CRIED. IM COOL" (i would be anyways :):)  ) I actually did. I usually dont cry during movies. Seriously.

I only cried during 3 movies + Farenhieght 911.

-Titanic (i was like 7 xD ) (But who wouldn't)

-Armaghedon (If that's how you spell it)

- And some movie with Shia LeBouf (No, not transformers.. a movie about him being mentally retarded :(   ) (IT CALLED TRUE CONFESSION! .. Alona told me)

Yes. So Alona came back and now i have to ocupy her :) 

Pip Pip Cheerio.

-Julia

P.S.

Nipple, Nipple. HAAAAH :)

WHAT THE DEUCE?

Jawohl;

RANT:

Why am I the only one who seems to be posting lately?? It's not like I'm less busy!! GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER JULIA AND DEE! :) Anyways,

 I cannot believe Chantal didn't win ANTM. She was AWESOMEEEEEE!! She deserved it. I mean, Saleisha was great but seeing as she already had experience I don't really think she need the ANTM chance unlike Chantal.

Anyways,

See you in the next life! Don't be Late!

Love,

Allie xoxo

In business class.

Hey,
as the title says; I am indeed in Business class. Soo how is everybody?? lol.
boredness
i've got to go nowww
lmao
no i dont really
but i just don't want to be caught.
yeah.
im no rebel.
love,
allie.

What sick bastard invented Geography?

Taking a break between studying for Geography test on Glaciers. I will never need to know anything about glaciers ever.

-Stuck in Antarctica. "NOOOOOOOOO!!"- bahaha julia.

Anyways, Julia, you may love Ryan. but i love him more. YESS I ADMIT IT. MWAHAHA. Screw everybodyyyy im in luuurve.

luuurve,

allie.

WTD :O

WTD!! I've been framed!!!
Alona that cheap bastard! How DARE she say I LOVE RYAN GOSLING and say I said it!
OMGG. Well it doesn't really mater becasue i DO love Ryam Gosling. IN YO FACE Alona Mazi.
I think i'll write another poem now :)
lololl.
I've been depressed lately... mid-life crisis??
I think it's because lack of sleep.
DID YOU KNOW:
Lack of sleep causes tumors?! hehehe im joking.. but it DOES cause pimples/acne, craving for sweets, moodiness, and depression in teens.
I think i might be lacking in sleep because I'm suffering from all those symptoms. Also, lack of sleep causes sleep amnesia and some sort of sleepy leg syndrome :S
lol.
i think i may have that too (trips and falls) :D
MMMMMMMN. my mom just baked cookies (be jelous >: ) ).
Thanks.. another symptom of mine left untreated.. its like 'I wanna quit smoking.. i should do drugs" thats whats happening right now ):
Well nows, i have to go type up an email to my cousin in Uzbekistan for my mum.
Pip-pip cheerio (:

- Julia

P.S.
I want to swim in his BEEEEEEEEJAAAAAAAAY :D

REPORT CARD!!!

NOO THE DREADFULLNESS. This is what I always hated during middle school and high school too. Well I have a 80% average. Which is not really good if you ask me.

Anyways; I'm really tired. I'll post more later!!

Love,

Allie!

p.s. 

ignore the "I LOVE RYAN GOSLING" post. That was julia ( retardness)

Shmoop.

Hallo. This is daniela. I'm sitting here in my tiny blue room with julia =) and uhmm, yep so julia is just sitting next to me listening to my new mp3 (WHICH BY THE WAY IS SO FRIKIN PRETTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AND AWESOME) =D okay enough bragging. Uhmm, (ILL POST A PICTURE OF IT, ITS SO PRETTY).
ahem
as i was saying,
we're just sitting here listening to alicia keys- no one (BEST SONG <3)
and yea, were bored.
and now my boyfriend signed in..
well gotta gooooooooooooooooooo
i'll write another blog soon.
a way more INTERESTING one.
just too lazy now since many people keep talking to me on MSN and wont STFU.
=)

I LOVE....

RYAN GOSLING!!!!

A post; just for the sake of a post. By Allie

Ello!

 

Hey everybody! It's Allie.

The holidays are fast approaching and the closer they get, the more excited I am feeling! I am spending my New Year ( I don't celebrate Christmas, I'm Jewish) with family and friends. How about you? The closer to holiday break (from school!! YES!! ) we get, the more giving and appreciative I get. I have decided to donate all of my unread books to Toy Mountain -an organization founded to give new toys and books to children who are less fortunate and can't afford them-. I love to do good in the world. It's a selfish thing for me though. I do good because it makes ME feel good. And obviously I want to feel good so I do good things and donate and support charities for me. Because doing good, makes me feel good.

Anyways, 

It is freezing COOOLDD in T-dot!!! I love it though. Except in the mornings in morning traffic. Traffic aside, Canada is so beautiful during the winter. I used to live beside a forest when I first immigrated to Canada and I loved waking up and from my window I could see a forest and white snow and it was just so beautiful. That is my first memory of Canada. 

 

Anyways anyways anyways, 

Here I am; in my lovely bedroom listening to Tom Jones. I love Tom Jones. Yes, I am a young woman who loves Tom Jones. But before you go on blaming me of being lame; let me tell you something. I am such a fan of all oldies. It just...makes me feel good :)

 

EXCITING NEWS!!

Daniela might join mine and Julia's blog. If you don't already know (and you should!) Daniela is one of mine and Julia's best friends (if not our best friend) and she is hilariously hilarious. She is great! You will like her postings. If she joins.. Which me and Julia will surely pressure her into.

 

Speaking of Daniela,

Daniela has a bit of a dilemma. She is dating this guy...let's call him Rapniel. And he is nice and all but she doesn't REALLY like Rapniel. He kissed her  (in front of me too!! it was really disgusting actually) and he's a HORRIBLE SLOBBERY kisser. Now, if he was a really sweet guy and Daniela really liked him then I would tell her to get over it but since she doesn't really have any feelings for him and only likes him as a friend; Should she dump him or not? And if you chose the former, how should she dump him?

 

YESSSSS

SUCCESS!!

Daniela will be joining our blog!! Expect to see her first blog quite soon!

 Love,

ALLIE!!!!

The poem i wrote for Daniela :)

Every day I come to school, she stands there, silent, waiting
Like a tiger waiting to pounce on her morning prey.
I see a sparkle in her eye, but it seems so dark and haunting,
A smile is forming on her lips, her eyes began to narrow.
I want to run, but I’m too scared to move,
So I stand there, frozen in fear.
Her taunting words sting my skin like a snake bite,
And her menacing glare burns a hole right through my scull.
She approaches me slowly, sending shivers down my spine,
I turn to run but she grabs my collar.
“Where are you going?” she asks, as she turns me around.
She shoves me against the wall and digs into my pocket,
Pulling all my lunch money out, she chuckles and leaves.
I stand there terror-stricken and a tear rolls down my cheek,
Pausing a moment, I leave to class, bullied again.

P.S.
This was danielas homework which i did for her. lol, but i wanted to do it. im cool :)

P.P.S
AAAAAaaAaaaAaoooAooOOooOOoOO (fart)
LOL!

Julia's Poem :D

Reading Poetry


Pick a poem, and indulge in it.
Read the words as if you were living them.
Listen to the poem as if you were listening to a bitter-sweet symphony.
Feel the poem as if you were feeling the warm breeze brush your hair on a spring evening.
Grasp the poem as you would a newborn.
Treat the poem as you would a baby bird that fell out of its nest.

Let the poem swallow you up and experience the mood of the poem.
May it be dark, like a harsh autumn night,
May it be light, like a warm summer’s day,
May it be rough, like the bark of a tree,
May it be smooth, like the petal of a rose.

Whatever it may be, let it be.
Let it be remembered for
A day
A month
A year
A century
It does not matter.
All that matters is being engulfed for that one extraordinary moment, when the poem is being read.

Pomegrantes, Sleepover, Knocked Up

Hey there! It's Julia and Ally- in the flesh! Not really; we're actually zombies. :)

But seriously, we just came back up from watching knocked up and a bit of the grudge 2.

Knocked up was really disgusting. She gave BIRTH RIGHT INFRONT OF US!

O:

i knew it was gonna happen , so i tried not to look, but then Alona said "is it finished?' " OMFG"

Yes, so i risked my virgin eyes to see a person naked. AND it was a woman. what good luck (not).

YEah so I'm typing because Alona is cleaning her room.. and im eating pomegrante (: I didnt eat that stuff for like a year. But its delicious. 

I want to make a strawberry and banana smoothie!

YAY. i was watching 'You Are What You Eat' yesterday and they were making smoothies and i thought, I have to have one of those'

So now i want one. Too bad Alona has no strawberries... or bananas.

Maybe i'll make it out of pomegrante and apples?

ew.

I've tried cucumber juice before. Never try it. I repeat. NEVER. It tastes like refreshing puke. Also celery. I hate  that stuff ><

I had to write two poems as my homework for English. I loove poetry. its so nice and easy and I dont get alot of homework in the subject.

I'll post my two poems up after becasue i dont have them here.

ohh nevermind. Alona DOES have bananas :D

Umm. also, i hate slopes. we started slopes for math like a week ago. EEWEWEW.

I hate them! It's not liek they're hard or anything (like anything is hard for Julia. the genius), They're just alot of work. It took me like an hour to do one page of my math because its like 1. a) 'draw a graph , make an equation, find the slope' Not necessarily in that order.. but whatever. ALL those things for question 1 a).

Poop.

I dont understand how some people can be vegetarians. i dont think i would want to sacrifice meat or milk or anything for just plain old celery >.>.

MMMm. Ribs, chicken, ham. 

ahah. i hope no vegeterian reads this or I'm an enemy :O

What else.. what else...

Well now Alona is still cleaning her room and we're listening to queen and im just typing. I'm like narrating my life xD

SO anyways, i think i will stop writing and.. do something else :)

-Julia (beginning by Alona)

P.S

'Look at them horses. How do they do that stuff?'

Nail Surgery, Long Weekend, Pajama Day!

Very very very busy day today! First I had school, which went great. It was pajama day and I pretty much slacked off the entire day! Fun Stuff! Then, after school I had to go get nail surgery (they had to remove part of my toenail- i wont get into the gory details!) and I was wearing my pajamas which was unnaceptable so  I had to change in the car which was strange because I didn't have tinted windows! People were looking at me all sorts of strange ways! I hope no one took a picture! When we got there, the nice doctor gave me 2 shots of novicane into my toe. It didn't numb my nail so I could feel when she started the procedure. In the end, she gave me about 4 shots! After that, I didn't feel a thing and it went smoothly! Now I'm back but the bad news is I can't dance for about a week!! That means no dance for Friday and maybe Tuesday. And that's not even the worst part! I was going to throw a fun holiday party and now I cant because I cant even walk around! Hopefully I can throw it next weekend!

Anyways, I gotta go. I'm terribly hungry!

Bye!

Ally

WTF?!??!

WTF?!?!?!?? How in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set did Mel and Maks NOT WIN DANCING WITH THE STARS?!?! They are effin brilliant! Is it because maks ruffled a few feathers (or a whole damn bird) by stating the TRUTH about Marie Osmond?! That woman did NOT deserve to be in the finals, let alone pass the 3rd round! Go Jennie and Sabrina! They should have lasted MUCH longer!! 

Also, 

WTF?!!?!!??!?! Every time Julia blogs from her computer, the template changes!! WTF?!?!!!

 

 

Love-

A very confused Ally.